Goose

To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.

"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"

by NeroWasHere July 6, 2021

Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

Goose Caboose

Goose Caboose is a playful term or nickname used to as a term of endearment for a small child and his/her behavior or physical cuteness

Look at that boy! He's being such a goose caboose!

by Plightman February 8, 2025

Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together

Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.

by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020

goose

a goose is someone that did/said some dumbass shit or gay ass shit

this motherfucker is a goose

by davesss August 22, 2023

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024