Fucktard

Fucktard is not a shortened word for fucking retard!! A true fucktard is an individual that sees an opportunity or is in a situation that has potential for multiple outcomes. Weighs all options, acknowledges benefits and consequences for each option, then chooses to go with the option that will have the most hilarious, sick and twisted consequence.... Just for shits and giggles. And smile for the camera in central booking every time!!

While on Greyhound bus going cross country, we made an unscheduled stop. I only wanted half a cigarette.

Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.

**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story

by Just 4 shits& giggles May 16, 2022

Fuckitty Fuck

Fuckitty Fuck we are so short staffed today.

Fuckitty Fuck didn't know she doesn't smoke weed before i brought her to my friends 420 party.

by Killah420 May 17, 2022

fucktard

an obnoxious idiot so desperate for attention they’d do anything to hurt you and anyone around you.

“this fucktard over here played with my best friends feelings just to make me feel horrible”

by iamnottheoneyourelookingfor May 26, 2022

fucktard

fucktard is simply just a replacement word for the slur “retard”
it is slightly more kind and used when someone is being a stupid fucking idiot

Play the music you FUCKTARD.

by purple haired queen June 1, 2022

fuckits

a plastic bottle bong, mainly used in west belfast slang. u “blip” a hole in the side near the bottom of the bottle, put a gauze on top and pack it, burn it and as the g is burning you drain the water out the blip hole. when there’s a little water left you shake it up and “hoof the fuckit” che harbinson smokes skeets btw.

“here mate mon for fuckits here”

“aye mate some fuckit that was”

by bunnyh0p June 4, 2022

Fucktard

when someone is so stupid that you have to say fuck to show their stupidness

look at that fucktard over there what's he doing?

by complexsnake June 13, 2022

Fucktard

A person that doesn’t know how to do their job right and can’t count or read. Specifically a warehouse selector for PFG.

What are the qualifications to select orders for PFG? You have to be a complete fucktard.

by L. Jefe July 29, 2022