Fry Tucker Disease

After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.

"After eating that Jets Pizza, my Fry Tucker Disease flared up."

by Ky_guy January 12, 2024

Minesheimer's Disease

When one's brain is so crowded with academic information that it interferes with everyday mental functions, especially speaking.

Jen: Hey Maddie!
Maddie: What?
Jen: ...
Maddie: What?!
Jen: Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say. I have Minesheimer's Disease

by DubyaDubyaDos March 17, 2011

dying disease

a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.

"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"

by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022

Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

Mink Disease

When someone or a large group of people cut their hair very short unexpectedly, usually used to describe a random wave of boys all getting the same haircut.

“Dude, mink disease is spreading like wildfire!”
“I know right, I can’t believe so many people are getting mink”

by Indonesian Sauce Website May 14, 2024

Hayes Yau Disease

Symptoms:
-Act like a dog
-Act like Hayes Yau
-Extremely unathletic
-Has 2999 girlfriends

To be, or not to be have Hayes Yau Disease, that is the question

by Tomat5ooooo October 10, 2023

Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023