Complete fucking bum

A dude or ho that can't, or won't get a job. He who always has to ask his friends for money and favors. KNOWING DAMN WELL THE HE WON'T PAY SHIT BACK. Or AKA basically people that just lie and douche around to other people or their girlfriend.

John: Hey Vanessa, don't date that dickhead over there, he's a Complete fucking bum.

Vanessa: In what way is he a bum john?

John: Hey Vinnie, how's thing's going with this new girl your talking too?

Vinnie: Well, pretty decent, I ain't gonna hold, not as good as some others though.

Vanessa: I see what you mean by Complete fucking bum.

by Jt,yourfavoritebrooklynMF January 11, 2026

real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.

the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

by soccern00b May 3, 2010

slam competition

The act of repeatedly slamming into an escapee's flying motor vehicle or taxi, during a pursuit, in the attempt of disabling, or dismantling their flying apparatus. Additionally can be simply causing the temporary loss in their control of the vehicle.

I had a total slam competition with the fugitive in Mass Effect 2. She thought she'd get away with taking a shot at Tasoni but I dropped her vehicle out of the sky like clay pigeons at a shooting range.

by TheUrbanLad October 19, 2010

organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.

I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.

by NorcalSurferDude September 24, 2016

Brain computer interface

When the girl during sex start to shit on the computer then your face

The brain computer interface is hot as fuck.

by Brain computer March 31, 2017

American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.

I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.

by Nickboyy September 3, 2017

Cloud Competition

An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.

I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.

by Tactical Jackass June 4, 2018