Chocolate Cake 

chocolate cake (n.) - a delicious sweet made out of cake and chocolate
chocolate cake (v.) - the act of scarfing down one's weight in chocolate cake (see above) and doing the "i'm fat!" dance before promptly deciding that one ate far too much and going to lay down (aka a chocolate coma); often results in chocolate euphoria

1) I want some chocolate cake.
2) I'm going to go chocolate cake myself into oblivion.

Chocolate Cake by jozaud November 17, 2009

I want to have my cake and eat it too. 

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.

Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."

I want to have my cake and eat it too. by The Cake. July 20, 2011

cakein it 

always talkin to yo boyfriend or girl or always being hugged up with them

yall was cakein it all night

cakein it by mrs.juelz December 3, 2006

patty cake

A hand game played as kids. A pelvic game played as adults.

"Patty cake, Patty cake baking a kid." Although if serious skin slapping is taking place no one is singing a tune.

patty cake by letmegetinurbelly July 1, 2011

Frustrated Caesar 

When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.

I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?

Frustrated Caesar by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008

off my cake 

The feeling after taking copious amounts of intoxicants in one night.

'Lad im off my cake'

off my cake by jonno1221 June 5, 2012

I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) 

when an Indian man or woman is at a bakery and takes an excessively long time to pick out a cake and has no idea what frosting or cake even is. Often wastes the bakers time by taking a half hour to order a cake and the baker cannot finish his work for the night.

Jimmy: "Hey jeff, you were gone so long, why did it take so long to take that cake order?"

Jeff: "Oh, that was just another I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) Took forever, now i wont have time to set up the Italian bread.

Jimmy: "well looks like you got another I.C.O. waiting for you over there."

Jeff: "Dam, now i am never getting any work done tonight, Mr. Gettler is gonna kill me tomorrow."

I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) by Anus Keithwhore August 1, 2010