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noobed / newbed

Getting killed or even owned by a 'noob'/'newb'.
ProQ3Player was railed by Mr.Noob
ProQ3Player ate Mr.Noob's rocket
ProQ3Player: ROFL i got noobed
by dz22 October 30, 2003
mugGet the noobed / newbedmug.

noob stu

some one who is such a noob that they cant do anything
pro:your such a noob stu!!!!

noob stu:yes.
by steveieo October 26, 2007
mugGet the noob stumug.

noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.
Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.
by newnre23 July 30, 2009
mugGet the noob texting syndromemug.

ur mom noob

The worst insult possible. It might be the worst thing that could happen to you.
Jimmy: Ur fat
Joseph: Ur mom noob.
Jimmy: I wanna die
by roguelineage42059 August 28, 2020
mugGet the ur mom noobmug.

poke check noob

when someone in an nhl video game poke checks to get the puck all the time because they are simply not good
by playmeinnhl April 25, 2010
mugGet the poke check noobmug.

Facebook noob syndrome

Someone who has recently joined facebook. In addition to having the normal ignorance pertaining to a facebook noob, those with this syndrome are prone to constantly commenting on many posts and also posting pointless things.

It does takes a while for this condition to fade away, but it almost always does as the new users realize that nobody else comments or cares. Some people still have facebook noob syndrome even after years of using the site. In this case, they have terminal noob syndrome.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Austin has only been on facebook for two days and I've already seen at least fifty comments from him.
Person 2: I know! It's so annoying. He has a bad case of facebook noob syndrome!
by notmonday November 4, 2011
mugGet the Facebook noob syndromemug.

Anti Uber noob

Best at not being a noob.
Dude that guy isnt an Uber noob he is an anti Uber noob!
by AfRo SaUcE July 24, 2008
mugGet the Anti Uber noobmug.

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