Friend Best

The most loyalist friend you can ever have in the world. It's even better than a Bestfriend

If they are more than a Bestfriend they are a friend best.

by Phatbetty April 3, 2017

sleeping friend

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006

Grill Friends

A group of guys who bbq together

Hey grill friends, your meat looks delicious

by PooPooFaceMcgee June 15, 2018

Friend Victim

When you pick someone out from a crowd and then target them to be your friend. Not in a stalker way, because following them does not ensue, rather you just dedicate your night to engaging them in conversation and becoming their close personal friend.

Margret: Derek is going to the party tonight.

Samantha: I know, I'm gonna friend victim him so hard.

by Friskybusiness February 23, 2013

Just A friend

The person who searched this, if your name is Adrien... I have a feeling you should know this. MARINETTE IS LADYBUG, YOU ARE CHAT NOIR AND YOUR DAD IS A BALDY JUST LIKE YOU: HAWKMOTH. ASPIK IS BALD. see like father like son. Anyway, if you are Gabriel Agreste, I want you to know. She is not just an assistant. SHut UP ✋ ok. if you are a stranger hello and goodbye. I will never see you again.

Oh, yeah, she's just a friend who likes fashion! Besides, she has Luka!
Plagg: *slaps him*

by Just A Friend 😀🔫 June 12, 2021

sidedish friend

As described in Rachael Yamagata's song "Sidedish Friend". A friend who you don't want to always hang out with you, but you want them when you call them. Someone to have as a friend only when it's good for you.

I don't want to hang out with you all the time, okay? You're not my friend, you're just a sidedish friend.

by AdamBMusic December 9, 2008

Dead Friends

People you are friends with only because you we're forced together for a long period of time. (i.e in a classroom or work space) You find them unreliable, they don't KNOW you, you don't know them even after all this time. You're personalities don't match yet you hang out and can talk with each other. If follows the "Friends you realize you were only friends with because you saw them 5 days a week” mentality.

Jeff talks to 10+ people 5 days a week but he is loney, they are all dead friends that would never be there for him when he needs them.

by Aldia September 24, 2016