9 December 2007

she's a pretty and short, that's a fact periodt.

oh, so you're born on 9 December 2007, no wonder you're so short.

by bbangnyu<333 July 9, 2022

stage 9 clinger

Similar to a stage 5 clinger - person has become clingy and obsessed

- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition

- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.

They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.

Stage 9

Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣

~ submitted by Hcurlylocks

Two dates and he’s talking about exchanging house keys. Total stage 9 clinger.

Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)

by Witches Cackle December 22, 2020

Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself”

Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”

by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021

customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.

Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.

by Mark Cole April 9, 2008

pulling a 9/11

Crashing a plane into anything

Dude I was playing gta and this asshole tried pulling a 9/11 on me

by Whitechode October 3, 2017

9/11 Conspiracy

An idea that George Bush organized 9/11. It's fucking stupid but it's fun to use in some situations.

Martin hid in a bush while playing hide and seek and yelled:
"I call this technique the 9/11 conspiracy because it involves a bush!"

Credit to a shitty youtuber named Darkk Mane

by AltSLEEP May 27, 2019

9/3 quarters

a server that is like home. i know it’s cringy but the people in this server mean so much to me. through good times and bad this server got me through it all. i love you all so so very much

9/3 quarters is the best server

by minghaoloml May 17, 2022