Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

taking a number four

It is the act of taking a shit while holding hands with another. Person taking a number two

Wanna hold hands while we shit and call it taking a number four

by ass assassination December 22, 2016

Assad Numbers

Winning by a large margin to the point that it seems fraudulent. Often used in the context of elections.

Dude, he won that election 30 points. Those are Assad Numbers

by storminausti July 16, 2025

number 16 buss shelter

portabella mushroom melt

dude I really want a number 16 buss shelter

by he exists November 21, 2022

Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025

On the number 2 pencil

For all of you ho's testing

On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you

by Love number 1 period April 28, 2019