A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
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Case 1: A girl gamer/weeb who wants to connect with likeminded people for convenience, but has all of her other needs met offline and is inundated by losers in her dms.
Case 2: A romantic interest a guy talks to primarily on discord, despite living hundreds if not thousands of miles away. Not to be confused with a standard discord friend. For some reason, you fixate on each other bc no one else irl get it. A relationship subject to end or progress at any given day.
Case 3: A sly woman who has learned to prey on male loneliness to game men out of money/attention through romance scams, explicit content, and general deception.
Case 1: A girl gamer/weeb who wants to connect with likeminded people for convenience, but has all of her other needs met offline and is inundated by losers in her dms.
Case 2: A romantic interest a guy talks to primarily on discord, despite living hundreds if not thousands of miles away. Not to be confused with a standard discord friend. For some reason, you fixate on each other bc no one else irl get it. A relationship subject to end or progress at any given day.
Case 3: A sly woman who has learned to prey on male loneliness to game men out of money/attention through romance scams, explicit content, and general deception.
Person 1: "Damn bro I fell in love with a discord girl and now im out 2k... Fuck man I should have known!!"
Person 2: "You're an idiot but im sure you learned a lesson you will never forget"
Person 2: "You're an idiot but im sure you learned a lesson you will never forget"
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I swear to God, if this Goth Disney Girl has anything with Jack Skellington's face on it, Imma fry her in hot oil.
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Eboy: yo bih gimme yo tag
E-girl: Okii >_< only if you give me nitro!!
Eboy: only if you send me your pussy, fuku talkin bout
E-girl: Sure, add me now !!
Eboy: *is nervous because its his first interaction with a girl*
*on discord call*
Eboy: hey bb, sorry that's my morning voice.-
E-girl: Omgg !!! Your voice is so deep !!! >_<
Eboy: yeh, like imma put this cock deep in yo aah, you like that?
E-girl: man im a dude im blocking your ass, thanks for the nitro. Toodles !!
*eboy gets blocked*
E-girl: Okii >_< only if you give me nitro!!
Eboy: only if you send me your pussy, fuku talkin bout
E-girl: Sure, add me now !!
Eboy: *is nervous because its his first interaction with a girl*
*on discord call*
Eboy: hey bb, sorry that's my morning voice.-
E-girl: Omgg !!! Your voice is so deep !!! >_<
Eboy: yeh, like imma put this cock deep in yo aah, you like that?
E-girl: man im a dude im blocking your ass, thanks for the nitro. Toodles !!
*eboy gets blocked*
by rottingtears December 27, 2024
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