A Hindi sex god who is an animal where ever he goes. Usually he will make up things to feel good about himself and will go bizarre if he sees a hot chick.
by Noicher March 13, 2018
Joseph Mullen also known as Jose is a sex bomb. Sex on legs. I would give my soul to be with Jose as he is the hottest man on earth.
by secretadmirerily March 24, 2021
Joseph Thomas Harte- a kind hearted person who always puts others first. Shy at first but once they get to know you they will protect you as long as you do then right. Large shlong.
by Yourmomisbomb January 25, 2022
You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
by The Writer of Urban Dictionary March 23, 2022
This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.
Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
by TOL92 November 27, 2018
Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever
so cute and lovable
will brighten your day
biggest penis on earth
the best person ever
so cute and lovable
will brighten your day
biggest penis on earth
by tylaj November 25, 2021
Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.
Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
by CreamDoggin November 23, 2021