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White van

Thanks to the White Van, I now have 7 wives and 22 kids!
by Playerunderscore1 December 16, 2019
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White Mystery

A person who claims to have multiple heritages coming from only white countries.
Melissa: I'm 15% Irish, 12% Brittish, 7% Finnish...
Dave: so you're just a white mystery?
by Okisbo January 27, 2017
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White Wetty

a bubble of discharge that occurs at unconvenient times
"ah im so excited to go to karen's party!"
"yeah me too its gunn-oh god.."
"whats wrong?"
"i think i just got my period, let me check..oh no, were good it was just a white wetty"
by gynah October 19, 2008
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Special White

A word that is used by entitled private school kids in a desperate example to identify themselves with the struggles of actual minorities
"I'm slavic, so I'm like....special white"
by thotgoddess88 September 18, 2018
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Wet Whites

Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.

They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.

A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.

Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
Don't go down that street its full of wet whites and they will judge you for your SUV.
by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021
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White Retard

A hood rat white person who acts ghetto as one would say “black” and forgets he is a white city boy acting like a retard

Ex. Daniel Hernandez
“Daniel, do you forget that you’re white? You’re a fucking white retard”
by Eric Andre ! May 11, 2019
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Pitch white

Very white.
by DS Concord 11s August 5, 2020
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