Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

Fringed unicorn

A man that has an Abercrombie face and a six pack. His hair looks fringed.

Oh my god! Look at the guy! He's such a fringed unicorn!!

by Rawr,Chicken Nuggets,Cheese May 27, 2016

unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose

i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind

by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025

Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.

Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!

by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024

Unicorning

An art of being invited to a chat group
and then finding a topic of interest in the group which you may not agree with

so you decide to spam the group with messages of a product you are able to

profit from. An example would be spamming a Anti-(what ever topic you enjoy)
with your youtube videos.

I got in to that discord and they started a conversation about getting UNICORNED and I did not want to hear it , so I started unicorning my shit.

by Dinkerooh! October 10, 2020

Unicorn Poop

The images that Kylan searches for on his computer.

Kylan, stop searching for unicorn poop in google images!

by Lu Lu October 20, 2022