Filthy goon

A person that nobody likes, they probably smell really bad too. They ask the stupidest questions and they're incredibly annoying. Not someone you want to hang out with.
That kid is such a filthy goon.

He's the filthiest of goons.
by 6969 July 18, 2016
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Moon Gooning

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.
Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...
by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023
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Moon gooning

The art of wearing a bison skull/ elk intestines and gaping your asshole towards a full moon
I’m gonna go moon gooning tonight.
by Chief gape November 19, 2023
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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."
by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024
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Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?
by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024
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goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"
person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget
by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023
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Gooned

Look at him hes so gooned right now.
by giggly boy September 3, 2025
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