A person that nobody likes, they probably smell really bad too. They ask the stupidest questions and they're incredibly annoying. Not someone you want to hang out with.
by 6969 July 18, 2016

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.
by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023

by Chief gape November 19, 2023

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.
by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024

by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023

by giggly boy September 3, 2025
