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Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
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unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish
i dont have any unicorn blood
by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016
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Unicorn

The description unicorn has two positive meanings and uses.

First in describing a person who is a unicorn, they are seen as unusual, untouchable and awe inspiring in how they act, live and work. This relates a lot to the surprise factor they cause also being either a positive role model to people or a eye opener. Examples would be a woman working well in a typically male job, a man in an unusual or surprising clothes or manner or a person having unusual, godly, fascinating, awe invoking qualities.

The second refers to unicorn as an adjective and describing something such as an event or book that is a rare or unbelievable occurrence. Ideally add references to unicorn stories like: I found it by chance in the woods, it lay it’s head on my lap, it thinks I’m a virgin, I touched its mane, I went on a unicorn hunt.
I was at Burning man and saw a unicorn. She was so inspiring and made me realize I should find my inner balance.

I went to an exhibition of local artists and nearly fell over when I realized it was just female artists. It’s so rare to get to see unicorn exhibitions, and I stumbled into one in the woods!
I found this really cool Unicorn book you might like, It’s a science fiction fantasy from a transgender perspective. Really unusual story writing.

You don’t just go on a unicorn hunt, you always are. It just depends if the unicorn will show up for you and lay it’s head on your lap. For some it’s a once in a lifetime experience.
by Kant20 November 23, 2020
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torred unicorn

The quickest N/A Scat Pack on the planet.

Legend has it, it used to be a factory freak
by Cammed Scat Pack August 9, 2018
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Unicorn

A unicorn 🦄🦄
Most Uncommon animal

Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are

Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.
by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019
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Unicorn's Eyelash

Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)
Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.

Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
by DT Smith March 26, 2008
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