A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012
Get the Pity Cookie mug."Hey dude, u better not forget to cookie cull, or else u'll be in trouble if ur mom finds out what u've been up to on the internet!"
by K-Camisado September 25, 2011
Get the Cookie Cull mug.a cookie so good the eater will be addicted to it fromt the first bite, made of all legal substances at the local supermarket, the best cookie being the "no-bake" cookie which has butter, milk, sugar, and peanut butter, melted in a pot and mixed with oats and grahm crackers, and cooled on a flat surface.
you'll be addicted to my crack cookies.
by james h.O. January 23, 2007
Get the crack cookie mug.When a woman (or man) places a cookie between their butt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.
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