hood salad

Slang for weed

Let's go pick up a hood salad and get high af! Weed marijuana ganja devils lettuce

by IAMDgod November 30, 2016

Toss salad

To destroy a something during a search warrant

Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad

by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016

salad date

It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.

So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?

by RedDevilScreamQueen January 6, 2016

rough salad

Meaning harsh. Derived from when you order a delicious salad but instead you received a gross unwashed lettuce salad.

"Dude I had to wait in the Chipotle line for 20 minutes!"

"Oh man, rough salad."

by Stunna447 January 14, 2016

salad crawdad

the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness

ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”

by big mac girl September 17, 2018

Magic Salad

The act of mixing Psilocybin Mushrooms with a salad. Psychedelic alternative to Marijuana edibles.

Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"

by R3DFluXx May 17, 2018

burger salad

A meal probably made by a male college student who doesn’t know how to cook.

Yo Fez what is that?
This right here? It’s a burger salad.
Lol a what???
Burger Salad! You know, just some ground beef on iceberg!!

by patrickkrak May 29, 2018