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River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.
Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
by Cajerardo April 7, 2021
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Joan Rivers

an American comedian, actress, producer, writer, and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature New York accent. She is considered a pioneer of women in comedy.23 She received an Emmy Award and a Grammy Award, as well as nomination for a Tony Award.

Rivers started her career in comedy clubs in Greenwich Village alongside her peers George Carlin, Woody Allen, and Richard Pryor.4 She then rose to prominence in 1965 as a guest on The Tonight Show. Hosted by her mentor, Johnny Carson, the show established Rivers's comedic style. In 1986, with her own rival program, The Late Show with Joan Rivers, Rivers became the first woman to host a late night network television talk show. She subsequently hosted The Joan Rivers Show (1989–1993), winning a Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Talk Show Host. From the mid-1990s, she became known for her comedic red carpet awards show celebrity interviews.56 Rivers co-hosted the E! celebrity fashion show Fashion Police from 2010 to 2014 and starred in the reality series Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? (2011–2014) with daughter Melissa Rivers.
I love Joan Rivers she is so irreverent and hilarious
by OG Daddy December 29, 2024
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River

(girl) Rivers are girls who are outgoing they may be lazy sometimes but when they want something they will do anything to get it !! They are very strong willed they could probably live in the wild if they wanted to sometimes they may come across moody and annoying but they are really kind and caring
Person 1 : She's so ANNOYING!!! but shes also really nice

Person 2 : Must be a river
by Frog 🐸 February 23, 2021
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River bend middle school

AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?

Dylan: no watever
by faggotrone September 14, 2021
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Lazy River

A sexual act where one cums in the others notrils, then they open their mouth big and watch the cum leak down like a lazy river
Craig- hey man I just gave Susan a lazy river last night!
Jerry- no way I’ve always wanted to do that.
by Datboijason November 1, 2021
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River

A girl who is nice, cute, funny, smart, hot, and is in love with taylor swift.
by anonymous May 3, 2022
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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