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internet safety

The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.
Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'

Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.
by New_byt February 18, 2019
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Internet Introvert

a person who keeps to themselves on the internet, rarely or never using social media, never understanding internet inside jokes, and preferring to play single player games instead of multiplayer games; the opposite of an internet extrovert
Person 1: This fucker doesn’t understand loss memes, he’s a real internet introvert
by Butterscotchyyy June 19, 2018
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Internet Troll

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Internet Locust

A term defining a group of people from the United States Marine websites who have traveled from forum to forum and caused havoc, create tension and hate and discontent through their repeated rule breaking.
"....those damn internet locust have been here, did you see Mil.com? they trashed it."
by TBone1812 May 2, 2008
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Internet Tourettes

A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.

Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."

2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023
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Internet Hobby

When using the internet becomes so much a part of your daily life IRL that you start forming preferences to the things you enjoy doing on the internet.

It is your new life, therefore it gets its own hobbies.
My Internet Hobby(s): Learning about food on wikipedia, watching videos of cute animals, reading fetish news and window-shopping on ebay.
by Randomflyingpigeons May 19, 2014
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Internet Explorer

1. The Microsoft Official Firefox Downloading Tool.
2. A slow failure of a web browser that takes bloody ages to load, randomly changes its homepage and installs adware, gives you constant pointless message boxes with content that is super obvious and unneeded, and is therefore useless for anything but navigating to Mozilla.com and downloading Mozilla Firefox.
3. Microsoft's web browser, with amazing features such as automatic spyware downloading, adaptive security holes, optimized brutally low speed, and amazingly obvious message boxes.
When I got my new DELL, I opened the Internet Explorer: Firefox Downloaded a copy of the latest Mozilla Firefox.
by MirriamSpiderWebster July 12, 2019
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