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Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.
by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden was born and raised in Scranton, Pennsylvania, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware, in 1953 when he was ten. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his law degree from Syracuse University in 1968. He was elected to the New Castle County Council in 1970 and became the sixth-youngest senator in U.S. history after he was elected to the United States Senate from Delaware in 1972, at age 29. Biden was the chair or ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for 12 years and was influential in foreign affairs during Obama's presidency. He also chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties issues; led the effort to pass the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and the Violence Against Women Act; and oversaw six U.S. Supreme Court confirmation hearings, including the contentious hearings for Robert Bork and Clarence Thomas. He ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988 and 2008. Biden was reelected to the Senate six times and was the fourth-most senior sitting senator at the time when he became Obama's vice president after they won the 2008 presidential election, defeating John McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin. Obama and Biden were reelected in 2012, defeating Mitt Romney and his running mate Paul Ryan.
Random Person: It's US President Joe Biden!
Bodyguard: Shut the fuck up.
by JoeCandiceNuts March 10, 2022
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Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great
by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024
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Joe Biden

Owes everyone a stimi and needs to cancel college loans.
Joe Biden owes me a stimi and he needs to cancel my college loans.
by O_Dolly November 23, 2021
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Skibidi Biden

Skibidi biden is a art piece supposedly created by Stephen Colbert. It consists of a animated head of Joe Biden inside of a toilet with a dull yellow striped with dull background, Skibidi Biden says "SKIBIDI BIDEN! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BIDEN!" and claims 'Trump is speaking Hitler's language' (Hitlers language is German). Skibidi Biden is a very interesting art form representing the political state of the US.
"Welcome to the Goon Cave, Gerald. Whats on my screen? Well its goon sauce from watching Skibidi Biden"
by BIGSHOT1997 June 25, 2024
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Biden

ALSO accused of rape, shit-head what are you talking about? Because you care so much (except for when you need Trump to lose)
Hym "Biden ALSO was accused of rape, dummy. But there was not indictment so..."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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