Nipple Racist

One who preferentializes their nipple selection based on size and location.

My baby only likes to nurse from my right breast. He's such a nipple racist.

by Alpaca lovin July 14, 2012

chick nipples

A man with big or enlarged man nipples.

Damn!... Bill, your tits are so big you have chick nipples.

by bryan cole April 21, 2007

cock nipples

when ones (male or female) nipples are "cock-eyed" or looking in opposite directions.

ct "yo! check out that chick's cock nipples."

kg "yeah one's looking my way and one is looking straight at you."

by Mipples2roomies April 1, 2009

nipple helpers

The little bumps all around your nipples. Some of them have hairs coming out of them, some are actually filled with white stuff like a zit. Girls with too many nipple helpers are unattactive in each and every way.

Dam that bitch fly like a mutta fucka-speaker 1
Na B, it looks like she has a million little helper nipples -speaker 2
word she has lots of nipple helpers -speaker 1
I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole -speaker 2
nipple helpers on chicks are fucking gross -speaker 1

by Sam Freihofer February 24, 2007

Nipple Racist

When some one prefers a specific color or look of nipples.

“I like my nipples pink. Call me a nipple racist”.

by Bold Scold October 12, 2022

Perfect nipples

When you first see a girls tits and they have the perfect boob to nipple ratio roughly 4:1

Bro last night I saw here tits and she had perfect nipples

by J2splashy February 12, 2021

Molar Nipples

It's the type of nipples that are long and thick. Very large and thick! Normally you nibble on nipples with your front teeth. However, molar nipples are chewed on by your molars!!!!

If you picture these and chewing on them with your molars you will LOL!!!

You'll know Molar Nipples if you see them!!

by Molar Nipple Man December 10, 2012