by I know my stuffff July 25, 2021
 Get the Keyed upmug.
Get the Keyed upmug. Coughing or sneezing onto a vagina until it is covered with phlegm then proceeding to ejaculate for the whipped cream topping.
by LovelyRotting June 27, 2015
 Get the Key-Lime Piemug.
Get the Key-Lime Piemug. A way to describe straight people who tend to call homosexuals or anyone apart of the LGBTQIA+ community "skittles"
by Thatqueerfriend October 18, 2021
 Get the Piano Keymug.
Get the Piano Keymug. Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.
The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.
by B52C69007 March 2, 2022
 Get the The Keysmug.
Get the The Keysmug. The keys on the keyboard your fingers should position on to get proper and faster typing, the home keys are: a s d f j k l ;
"dude stop tying so slow" "It's not my fault i don't know how to type properly!" "wdym, just use the home keys" "the what?"
by flame_fruit_is_better_than_ice November 23, 2024
 Get the home keysmug.
Get the home keysmug. by 2ZABER6 January 25, 2018
 Get the NINE-KEYmug.
Get the NINE-KEYmug. Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024
 Get the Key Holemug.
Get the Key Holemug.