Irish Spiderman

When you get so piss drunk that you have to use the wall to walk to hand over hand walk your way around.
You-"Wow dude he is pretty torn up"
Your friend- "HAHA wow dude he looks like an Irish Spiderman"
by Karl_Franz July 15, 2010
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irish twister

When a group of 3 or more drunk people start a scuffle in a bar that gets out of hand quickly
Oh man I almost lost my drink there when that fight broke out....

Gotta be careful around those irish twisters
by Poppa Paradise May 13, 2016
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Irish beatdown

The act of asserting vengeance upon another with a sack of potatoes.
Seamus fucked Sully's girl behind his back, so Sully gave him an Irish beatdown.
by Guitarwolf March 01, 2012
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Irish Handshake

An Irish Handshake is a sexy ass spanking by an Irish (sometimes Scottish) man just before sex.
Meir gave me a very memorable Irish Handshake before fucking me all night long; my ass was still pink in the morning.
by CyAdora October 27, 2011
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Born Irish

When a man is Irish and has a small penis. So small that it takes a magnifying glass and tweezers to find it.
Man: "C'mon...I've got what you want."
women; "Doubt it, you were Born Irish"
by Irish Queen March 12, 2011
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Irish Shotgun

Sex Act - To Perform a Irish Shotgun

1) When an Irish Man has Unprotected sex and blows a huge load into vagina and/or wet moist hole
hey man i gave that bitch Irish Shotgun Last night
by DJRYERYE June 05, 2011
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irish hoe

a girl from ireland that makesout with everyone
by nicole1010 April 10, 2017
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