Mexican Heart Taco

Mexican heart taco is where you take a very large bore hypodermic syringe and inject human feces into one of the four main chambers of the human heart. When the victim wakes up and grabs their heart you have a huge lady sit on their mouth and poop until the victim suffocates. When the police come you pretend not to speak English.

NOTE -- often confused with a Mexican Crap Taco

Don't fall asleep, or Hans will give you a mexican heart taco.

by dgrrr April 7, 2009

purple beef heart

you will notice this upon wanking and spaffing 3 times within 10 minutes whilst watching the 10 minute porn freeview. only works whilst in your teens.

holy shit shirley, you so hot. i think my captain purple beef heart is gonna explode.

by captain face head September 25, 2010

The Curse of the Kingdom Hearts LP

A curse that effects any YouTube LP'er (Let's play) that causes them to stop LP'ing during the course of Kingdom Hearts, thus making it a game so far cursed on YouTube.

Youtuber #1 "Shit SSoHPKC is taking on The Curse of the Kingdom Hearts LP!"

Youtuber #2 "Oh no! We have to stop him!"

*Epic fight scene ensues*

by Ghodith September 7, 2010

My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless

My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.

by rucus7 June 22, 2011

set your heart ablaze

rengokus theme, makes me cry every time i think about it because of his death

“Set your heart ablaze, Go beyond your limits”

by junk0en0shima July 29, 2021

Cream Pie Heart Attack

receiving a cream pie then having a heart attack out of excitment

Big Dylan grabbed me by the ass cheeks and creamed in me hard!!! Shortly after i had a heart attack from the pleasure of his juice inside me!!!
Cream Pie Heart Attack !!!

by Tortilla69 July 11, 2016

Heart shaped soda tab

When someone gives you a soda tab in the shape of a heart glued together (with both middle parts intact) it means they are asking you to be their significant other ( or just simply expressing their feelings)

“Yea they gave me a heart shaped soda tab, we’re dating now”

by Nezuko05 July 6, 2021