Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 28, 2019

Smudge The Cat

Someone who has your back and can always make you laugh, though they have the most cursed images ever saved. They have the same shit humor as you and have the best videos saved

"the man is just like a Smudge The Cat"

by FGBHJFDGHKJBNFG November 27, 2020

Cat Bound

1: When one's cat prevents one from being mobile by sitting comfortably on one's lap.

2: Blaming one's cat for being unmotivated and lazy.

I really needed to get up and get motivated, but I was cat bound.

I would've come to your birthday but I was totally cat bound and couldn't budge.

by Vikingsmyth August 08, 2010

barrel of cats

When too much is going on at once.

1. Sorry, I'm going through a lot right now, my mind is a right barrel of cats.
2. The tube is so busy today; it's a right barrel of cats.
3. I like simple melodies, whereas that concert was a right barrel of cats.

by Sol Maquina June 12, 2012

Green Cat

A cat that's green but actually suppose to be orange!

Look at that green cat Willy! (It's actually orange)

by DEEZ NOOTS June 04, 2017

cat apnea

Cat apnea is a common disorder in which the sufferer experiences one or more (usually more) pauses in sleep due to the sufferer's bed being covered in cats. Pauses can last from a few seconds to minutes at a time. Sufferers may find that despite having a full night's sleep, they wake up consistently tired.

"Dude, I can barely stay awake today. My cat apnea is killing me."

by rhondaperky May 14, 2015

cat it elf

a very weird looking person, useally like a cat, an it and an elf. name made up from the person in nanny mcphee who looks like a cat it elf. For every 2 normal looking people there's 1 cat it elf

WOAH that person looks like a cat it elf

by Taylor Ross II August 17, 2008