When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
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A craps bet in which a player places a chip on every “hard ways” bet, plus an additional chip for the dealers. Typically done with a $5 chip but can be executed with any increment of 5. Named for its diverse and generous nature, akin to offering someone a varied selection of donuts.
A craps bet in which a player places a chip on every “hard ways” bet, plus an additional chip for the dealers. Typically done with a $5 chip but can be executed with any increment of 5. Named for its diverse and generous nature, akin to offering someone a varied selection of donuts.
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Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
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Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure
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Get the Roadside donut mug.Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
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"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
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