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Dong

by BryceMan1321 March 3, 2019
mugGet the Dongmug.

ding dong

A ding dong is a feeling, its a capitivating emotion that you feel in your special place, it is a butterfly evoker and it is very yummy feeling.

Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.

Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
dude 1: man i dont where is ding dong

dude 2(gay): i love ding dong

dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
by chhrang July 18, 2024
mugGet the ding dongmug.

Dong Doo Rag

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011
mugGet the Dong Doo Ragmug.

DUNG DONG

A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.
Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.
by Joey Corn May 7, 2018
mugGet the DUNG DONGmug.

ding dong

by penis townsman September 2, 2022
mugGet the ding dongmug.

dong sauce

The repeaded shots of creamy white fluid springing forth from ones dong mid orgasm
When sally got done giving me that killer hummer i covered her face in dong sauce!
by BP82 June 17, 2016
mugGet the dong saucemug.

Dong Quixote syndrome

Searching high and low for some form or another of malfeasance that doesn't exist.
Nicholas went to the party, not to have fun or a good time but to look for any trace of oppression. He truly suffers from Dong Quixote syndrome.
by BigJD3 April 25, 2023
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