dik fuk the dong smasher

awesome fucking person

aaahh look out dik fuk the dong smasher is here

by wejnation July 26, 2017

Dongs

People who use your stuff when you don't want them too

Look at those dongs over There stealing my car

by Humankind August 22, 2014

DING DONG

a stupid dickhead who wont shut up, also another word for penis.

shuddup you fucking ding dong!

fuckoff ding dong!

go home ding dong!

oops! my ding dong went soft!

by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020

Ricky Dong

The guy who likes Dora

Ricky Dong : "Hey mate what's up?"
Mickey Schlong: "How was last night with Dora?"

by KManKDownK November 24, 2021

captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt

Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong

by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018

DING DONG DING DONG

it’s simply DING DONG DING DONG it’s the can can it’s the most simple way to say the can can

on wow here comes the ding dong ding dong

by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023

Ding Dong Scammer

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people

This Ding Dong Scammer

by Dingdoneatituo June 3, 2025