Jonas Brothers

An amazing band that doesn't have to talk about sex and drugs. They get a true message across. Girls want them and boys are all secretly jealous that they aren't them. They are from Wyckoff New Jersey and the rest is history...
~World tour August 19 2009!~

1: did you hear Love is on its way by the jonas brothers??
2: yeah its amazing, im so glad that there is at least one group out there that doesnt have to sing about sex and drugs!

by smileimhere April 3, 2009

cody brothers

Someone who is lost, confused, unkempt, wild-eyed, looney, mustachioed, perverted, goofbally, often heckled, and missing teeth and someone who stays a virgin usually until their late 40's because they are shy about their 2'in dick and love to jack off to 2 girls in 1 cup and loves to be other peoples bitches.

cody brothers is a fuckin little push over bitch...

by Cory Statuto April 15, 2008

Jonas Brothers

1) A pop-rock band that haters like to focus on because they wear purity rings and don't cuss in their music.

2)The role models Hollywood needs today

3)Sexy

The band consists of Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas; originally from Wycoff NJ.

"Guess who just topped the album charts!"
"Who?"
"The Jonas Brothers! Chyeaa!"

by onemanshow March 30, 2009

Brother-Friend

A Brother-Friend is when you have a brother who is hot and you wish he was a friend instead.

Man, I wish Nick was not a brother-friend

by Hot mofo brother friend February 24, 2017

Jonas Brothers

A band of three brothers that was actually pretty good until disney took them in. After they started working with disney their music practically went to shit.

They're also known for their hair, faces, and skinny jeans and not their music (even though Joe is the only RELATIVELY attractive one) which is why nobody likes Kevin.

Example 1:
Jonas Fangirl: Oh my god, I LOVE The Jonas Brothers
Sensible Person: I used to like them until Disney Channel turned them into homos

Example 2:
Jonas Fangirl: OH MY GOD! NICK AND JOE JONAS ARE SO HOT!
Person 2: What about Kevin?
Jonas Fangirl: I don't care about him because I'm obviously in love with the "band" because of their looks. Duh!

by Ex-Jobro Fan December 6, 2010

Jonas Brothers

Three brothers from New Jersey who are amazing musicians, contrary to popular belief. Many don't like them which the thousands of fans (who are not all stupid brainwashed little girls) would accept if they were respectful about it and did not spend their lives posting long inaccurate comments about how much they suck. Their music is both fun and meaningful. The three most talented brothers in the US.

Jonas hater: The Jonas Brothers suck..they suck cock *enter another generic comment here* blah blah blah
Jonas fan: wow you have a life...not..

by munt31 November 23, 2009

Lodge Brother

Somewhat dismissive term for an American male who is an anachronistic throwback to the 1950s; not a teen rock-n-roll enthusiast of the era, but the parent of a Boomer.

Typically conservative WWII vet, tangentially racist ("those goddam xxxx are taking over this country, I swear"), heavy drinker, generally a member of a bowling league and of the Elks, VFW, KofC or Moose from the 1950s through the '70s. Probably still keeps bowling trophies from that era on a china closet in the dining room.

Sadly, a dying breed in American culture.

Original reference credited to Ren & Stimpy animator John Kricsfalusi, referring to his character "George Liquor" as "a real Lodge Brother from the 50s." In more familiar terms, think Flintstones or Ralph Kramden.

by Professor Al August 14, 2009