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August 24th

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.
Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.
by x3ny4o June 23, 2023
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August 4th

Date your friend aly day
Mark: it's August 4th
Aly: ok what's that?
Mark: it's date your friend aly day
aly: ok let's date
mark: ok
by urbandicsucker August 4, 2023
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August

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!
Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August
by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019
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August 12th

National short friend revenge day. Short people unite and let's beat up the tall ones 😈
"YO I'm gonna beat you up"
"WHY?!"
"cause it's august 12th 😎"
by iwilleatyourgrandma August 1, 2025
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August 31, 2004

People born on this day are of a quiet personality known dark masculinity. Most are known to have almond shaped eyes. They have an attractive appearance that attracts many females. They are great at sex. They are funny and that's another thing that females like about them. Sigma males are born on this day. The zodiac sign of people born on that day is Virgo.
August 31, 2004 is the day where many attractive people were born.
by Guccibeltnigga782 August 25, 2023
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August 8th

Oh it's August 8th I will slap my sister and won't get any trouble
by Prins Bisschopsingel August 8, 2021
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August 15th

The worst day of the year as it is S*****'s birthday. Nobody likes her and she's a rat.
"We hate August 15th."
by marr30000 August 8, 2022
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