Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.

"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."

by TrulySwag September 1, 2011

Skinning the puppy

The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.

A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!

Who up skinning they puppy rn

by bbm56 July 25, 2024