Zombie Bowl

A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper

I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.

Zombie Bowl by Furry Trout December 14, 2012

Zombie Driver 

A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.

Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.

Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!

Zombie Driver by Maddriver March 15, 2013

Zombie move 

When you walk in to your home and everyone is dead

Mac gave John a zombie move last week

Zombie move by XGODSXPOPTARTX August 20, 2013

Zombie Fucking

When two people have sex while still being asleep.

I think Jill and I were Zombie Fucking last night but i cant remember.

Zombie Fucking by kizzle911 August 20, 2013

zombie poop 

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.

"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."

zombie poop by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014

Zombie Mic Drop

When Rick knows what the fuck is up, and let's everybody else know about it.

Rick just busted a Zombie Mic Drop all over Alexandria.

Zombie Mic Drop by MisterGreene April 10, 2015

zombie grass 

over grown yard; weeds
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.

That old house is surrounded by zombie grass. Good luck getting it mowed.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.

zombie grass by XTT0401 May 28, 2016