Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Glazed donut

Cum in someone's butt and then they poo, then there's cum on the poo. Like a glazed donut 🍩

I came in their butt then they ate it, call it a glazed donut

by Glazed boy December 27, 2023

Powdered Donut

When someone goes to do a line off of someone’s butthole, but they are surprised by a juicy fart.

Wow. How could you give me a powdered donut? I have to see my wife later.

by Bobismobis December 30, 2023

Donut Stacking

The act of measuring the size of one's dick by forming a stack of donuts

"Did you hear Harry talking about Donut Stacking"
"Yeah, he said he only got 1.5"

by TallerThanBenji December 31, 2023

Donut Stacking

The act of measuring the size of your dick by forming a stack of donuts on it

"Did you hear Harry talking about Donut Stacking"

"Yeah he said he only got 1.5"

by TallerThanBenji December 31, 2023

Busted Donut

When an individual buys a donut. It’s part of it, then throws the rest on the ground. Then a random individual comes up and picks it up and finishes eating it (not within the 5 second rule for timing)

Rupert, a well-known powdered donut addict. Just finished eating half of her donut when she decided she was full. Being the good Samaritan that she is, she threw it on the ground. Fast forward two hours later a homeless person sees the donut remains, picks them up and eats them, filling a sense of satisfaction upon having themselves a busted donut

by BunkyHairTIE January 5, 2024

Drunk n donut

Getting drunk and have anal sex

Hey, wanna go drunk n donut?
Do I bring the booze or the donut?

by LightSpeedJunky January 5, 2024