by drhandbanana May 29, 2010
Get the Waxing the turtlemug. 1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
by The Office Turtles Brigade March 22, 2012
Get the Office Turtlemug. A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.
Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"
Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"
Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"
Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"
Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"
Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"
Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"
by Tolman December 18, 2017
Get the Brown turtlemug. Game played by males in which they whip out their cock in front a snapping turtle. They must taut the turtle with their dick and try to make him walk 4 feet, slowing backing up so the turtle will follow. If you make the turtle walk 4 feet you win, if the turtle gets your dick you lose. Winner gets to keep your dick. You can only lose once.
Male 1: You down for a game of Dick Chicken later
Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.
Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.
by Oldnelly June 9, 2018
Get the Dick Turtlemug. The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.
by Appl3Python April 25, 2014
Get the microwave turtlemug. A fan given name to the hamilton character John Laurens
It was given to him from fans because of the actors love of turtles.
It was given to him from fans because of the actors love of turtles.
Person 1- Turtle boi is my favorite hamilton character
Person 2- Ya i agree
Person 3- NO LAFAYETTE IS THE BEST!!!!!!
Person 2- Ya i agree
Person 3- NO LAFAYETTE IS THE BEST!!!!!!
by Bannana_Toast March 9, 2018
Get the turtle boimug.