Hamburger Time

The Way That The Characters From Metalocalypse Sugar-Coat The Term 'Dying!'

"You're Closer To 'Hamburger Time' If You Don't See A Doctor!"

by -SQUASH- November 26, 2009

Time Portal

The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.

I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.

by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009

the time rapist

A man who is cursed to endure the epic random journey through time... raping those who willingly or unwittingly break the sacred laws of the space-time continuum.

Dang! I think I've just been visited by the Time Rapist.

by highbrow_faulker July 28, 2010

Fibonacci Time

The time when the clock reads 11:23:58.13.
These digits are the beginning of the Fibonacci sequence:
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233

"Mom, can I stay out past 11 tonight?"
"Sure, honey; just be back by Fibonacci time."
"... Fuck you."

by Dearest Daniel March 16, 2010

It's glickin time

Named after the Jim Glickenhaus, the defiant hunk of a man who created the Glickenhaus SCG007 Hypercar, it's describing the rejection of odds of winning a motorsport race by cursing their winning opponents with mechanical failures (known as "Glickening").

I won Le mans 24 Hours by yelling "It's glickin time". All the cars in front of me just spontaneously exploded on the last hour.

by LadaSafetyCar June 12, 2022

time machine

when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....

How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.

by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011

a closing time

A girl you would not normally take home, but you are forced because it is closing time at the bar, and their is no more options

That girl is a closing time.

by Beat Jackin September 3, 2007