random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018
Get the my keymug. "What would you prefer, tea or coffee?"
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
by DylanLembuhor March 9, 2023
Get the Jun Keimug. 1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter
by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014
Get the Dangling Keysmug. elyana keys is the sexiest person you wil ever meet. she gets with 14 year olds called mitchell. VERY VIOLENT. she hits people. horse girl. neigh. everyone loves her and she is the life of the party. she also gets high on caffiene. she is very loud and will never shut up.
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by welovemitchellstoes234 November 21, 2022
Get the elyana keysmug. by quasaries June 3, 2024
Get the keysmug. another way to say "kill yourself."
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
by hughjasshole February 2, 2024
Get the keys without the emug. A pair of keys attached by a one segment chain that then resembles a rabbit, the two keys serving as ears…
by HuniBea November 21, 2022
Get the Key Bunnymug.