tactical janitor

Someone who is packing some serious heat and holding a ton of keys.

1 Atleast two guns visible possibly a knife
2 atleast 10 sets of keys on a carabiner
3mullet is a bonus

Dude did you see that guy over there with all the guns and ungodly amount of keys. Me: oh yeah it's called a tactical janitor man.

by 1strangepapi January 25, 2020

testicide

Any act or stunt whose sole purpose is to demonstrate the strength, but will more than likely demonstrate the weakness, of one's testicles.

That dude is going to try to show off how strong his balls are by hitting them with a hammer. That is straight up testicide.

by TBoneRaw February 1, 2020

Tactical positioning

A War technique to indicate a position that's Grant's an advantage if the user

Eggman uses tactical positioning

by Mc Larry February 2, 2020

testical juice

basically means cum

“KELLY TESTICAL JUICE IS CUM.”

by klcums March 22, 2020

Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey

Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"

by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020

Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."

by El Chapi April 21, 2020

Tartick

Tartick (sometimes called oil tick or coal tick), or Tar Tick, is an insult used against people who own oil companies (typically in the United States), people who do not believe in global warming, and people who are against leftism.
They are called Tar because tar is black like oil, it's hot like burning oil, and it will kill you like oil companies will kill you for your oil. They are called ticks because they won't stop taking the oil until they're dead. This insult is usually used against Anti-Socialist/Communist groups and deniers of global warming.

That factory is a tartick hive. Of course you wouldn't be able to tell, you wouldn't be able to see it with all this pollution they're emitting.

by Some1Two May 2, 2020