Nipple Racist

One who preferentializes their nipple selection based on size and location.

My baby only likes to nurse from my right breast. He's such a nipple racist.

by Alpaca lovin July 12, 2012

chick nipples

A man with big or enlarged man nipples.

Damn!... Bill, your tits are so big you have chick nipples.

by bryan cole April 14, 2007

cock nipples

when ones (male or female) nipples are "cock-eyed" or looking in opposite directions.

ct "yo! check out that chick's cock nipples."

kg "yeah one's looking my way and one is looking straight at you."

by Mipples2roomies April 02, 2009

nipple helpers

The little bumps all around your nipples. Some of them have hairs coming out of them, some are actually filled with white stuff like a zit. Girls with too many nipple helpers are unattactive in each and every way.

Dam that bitch fly like a mutta fucka-speaker 1
Na B, it looks like she has a million little helper nipples -speaker 2
word she has lots of nipple helpers -speaker 1
I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole -speaker 2
nipple helpers on chicks are fucking gross -speaker 1

by Sam Freihofer February 22, 2007

nipple licker

where u lick the persons nipples they could be hard so watch out

oh hey u have nice nipples your a nipple licker

by ezpzscrub May 17, 2016

Bullet nipples

This normally happens when it gets very cold.

Jackie has bullet nipples tonight

by Thecrazypie May 13, 2018

creatine nipples

A large some diameter completely out of range to the average normal nipple, freakishly Huge and seems to never shrink. 9/10 times overdoses on Creatine way to often. Thinks he's A lot bigger than he really is.

"Ew dude, he has a shrub for a head, and look at the size of his nipples. That dude really has some creatine nipples

by Strongman jones February 09, 2016