Breakfast

The first meal of the day, commonly had in the morning.

A: “Had breakfast at 2pm today”

B: “that is unconventionally late, but if it was the first meal that you had that day it is technically breakfast I guess”

by Official real definitions May 21, 2019

Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.

Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.

by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019

Breakfast in Hobart

Cunnilingus. The Australian island state of Tasmania is a similar shape to the human pubic hair zone and has vast areas of untamed wild forest. Hobart is the capital of Tasmania, located south and almost centre on the island.

She is so hot, I just want to have Breakfast in Hobart with her tonight.

by Vigilante68 November 11, 2011

eat breakfast

Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.

I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.

by billfordjr March 1, 2024

Breakfast Club

Used to point out when a female is seen in public (gym, beach, restaurant, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used when females are seen in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc

Singular:
"Hey bro, Breakfast Club 2 o'clock"

Plural:
"The Breakfast club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025

big boys breakfast

When someone receives two dicks in their mouth and also has both anus’s in contact with their facial region

Did you see Harriet in the spare bedroom tucking into a big boys breakfast?

by BJ1990 July 5, 2023