If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

by gogos1073 December 13, 2020

Suicide

When William (Bill) or Hillary Clinton kill you for your knowledge of nefarious acts

Did you hear Gary committed suicide after he saw his little sister get on that plane with Bill?

by Crash Test Opera June 13, 2021

suicide suck

Get your dick sucked by someone who has taken an high amounts of MDMA and/or other illegal pills causing them to Gurn and maybe bite your dick bitten off!

James: "Did you hear about Joe's penis getting bite off"
Thom: " Yea, he had failed the suicide suck"

by walkandsuck123 December 17, 2019

Suicide

What people do when they want to stop the pain

Person 1: “Sally committed suicide!”
Person 2: “ok?” “Also who’s Sally?”

by Lilgurl3008 May 16, 2021

Suicide Squad

A local Daytona viglante or assassin group. Most are former civil service workers. They are known for hacking into phones and planting evidence that no one knows is there until it's too late. They also get money from the government to create a mobile unit with fancy dodge chargers or challengers. They are paid with a bounty by an ex husband or ex girlfriend seeking ultimate revenge. They utilize the local police department software, the court database, and local college research institutions to use EMF devices and illegal substances to bring a person to the point of not being able to fight. They love to stalk and do black bag jobs, tamper with mail, steal from accounts all in hopes of making their target commit suicide.

Have you had the red scare of the Suicide Squad yet?/

by Starportal77 July 18, 2021

Suicide by Arkansas

Doing devil worship in Arkansas to get Salem witch style executed

I'm gonna commit suicide by Arkansas for fun

by ice-man2 January 5, 2024