“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”
Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.
Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.
by the notorious swish May 22, 2020

by Fresh Drops July 24, 2023

by Recovered November 1, 2020

Now a STEVE WALES is a rarther large creature who really packs a punch. He can be found lurking in the woodies in the dale. He runs off stella and his following of the ukip party. He has a union jack outside his house and a large hound named borris.
by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022

by M Valle January 10, 2021

The white guy that lives down the street that seems harmless but he’ll flip his shit and fuck your girl.
Jake: “yo man I heard you got into it with brad the other night “
Brian: “yeah he became a real white Steve and my girl blocked me”
Brian: “yeah he became a real white Steve and my girl blocked me”
by Bigbelly44 December 7, 2019
