Stealth Simp

A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.

Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.

by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020

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Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."

Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"

by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020

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pimp simp

when you have a pimp mind set but throw your simpin in for someone

damn he’s a pimp simp

by big dick daddy 03 December 5, 2020

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Simp Cleave

Type of Arena composition in World of Warcraft used by Female streamers that generally requires less communication. Making it easy to quickly replace teammates who don't perform to the streamers perceived standard.

Dude, like, wtf. Is it a bunch of Simp Cleaves or wtf is happening. Oh my god, she is just scrolling through the Simp list (Friends list) and is like "Holy fuck, let me just find another guy to play with". My fucking eyes...

by F0r2n3 August 17, 2020

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