Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.

Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!

by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022

Occom's Retard

When a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled.

Wow, She is really stupid for going back out with Him, by Occom's Retard I can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.

by MoonNoodler February 2, 2017

Academic Retard

A Person who cheats on a test, and fails anyway.

Anthony copied Leslie on the final. they both Failed. What an Academic Retard! He probably would've done better guessing on the multiple choice.

by King Farquaad May 18, 2021

Fire retarded

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof

Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded

by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

mechical retard

The ultimate retard.

Person 1: Have you seen him play Apex?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a mechical retard on it.

by kurtsiberrg March 5, 2019

retarding basin

A low-lying place where retards gather.

The Knox festival has become a real Retarding Basin for the hillbillies.

by mickolotopus February 12, 2018