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Cale Kidney Royal Savage

I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.

The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.

The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.

That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."

He grinned.

"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!

Pants Off!"

The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.

I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.

"Look, guys.

I told you there's been a mix up."

The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.

It was strange for me to be so damned angry.

Most people would be freaking the hell out.

There was still a lot I didn't know.

"A mix up?

Is that what you call it?"

Cale demanded.

"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."

Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.

I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.

"I didn't really dicked her over.

I had to.

I had to tell her the truth."

Cale shook his head.

"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.

Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.

My eyes widened.

"Wha-oh no.

Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
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Fortnite Battle Royale

Fortnite is a battle royale game where 100 players fight against each other in player versus player combat to be the last one standing. It is a fast-paced, action-packed game, not unlike The Hunger Games, where strategic thinking is a must in order to survive.
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Lead model royalties

Publishing and royalties that a model can earn. From a music video or commercial. For being the lead model or star of the video and commercial and not a costar. A model can earn up to 5 percent of the royalties made from the video.
That girl Gloss up is going to get paid royalties for life. Because she was getting lead model royalties in the Drake, Migos,Future,Lil Baby, NBA Youngboy,Kodak Black, and Rob run corleone video.
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Costar model royalties

Costar model royalties is defined as royalties for a model that was the costar to the leading model in a music video or commercial. A costar model which is a backup to the lead model. Can earn up to 3 percent of royalties from a music video or commercial.
Lotto was the costar and back up model for the lead model in the Glorilla and rob run corleone video. So now she gets Costar model royalties for the rest of her life.
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Fortblox Battle Royal Land

Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!
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Denver East Side Royals

A Denver based Gang founded in the mid 2010's. Used to be called the "Royal 7," or "R7" for the original seven founding members. Five of the Seven original members have died through violent clashes over the years. Originally known for drug trafficking and and arms sales, they eventually got into prescription drug sales and sex workers as well when they became a Crip set in 2013.

Members wear Royal blue or sometimes purple. OGs will have "R7," seven pointed star, or seven tally marks as tattoos to denote their original heritage. Today there's approximately 150 members along Colfax, Five Points, and North Park Hill neighborhood, but more have been speculated throughout the metro area and Aurora.
The Denver East Side Royals are one of the most violent gangs in Colorado.
by LAtoHouston December 27, 2022
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