Queef

A quilt theif

'that person is a quilt theif, a queef if you will'

by bigboybillboardbaggins August 26, 2021

Peter queef

A random shot from your urethra intended to be caught by a willing receptical

Jimmy “Peter queefed all over Jimenez as welcomed recipient from his joy!

by Jarod Bogue July 28, 2025

Queef

A thing like a fart but doesn’t come out your but (only girls can do)

Hey you girl in blue shorts stop queefing

by Peditos@13 January 2, 2019

kyle queef

Kyle Queef is a rare jew monger seen from the damp depths of North America. He bears a shield-shaped as a six-pointed star coated in hot glued shekels.

The figure has been transformed into a derogatory term for a greedy fuck boi.

"You see that guy on his golden tricycle? He's a total Kyle Queef."

by SlaughteringJihadists November 17, 2017

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

diesel queef

The shart after u rip anal beads out of her ass.

Last night me and a friend were playing anal tug of war and when he eventually pulled the beads out I had a diesel queef all over him

by Cumfuckle September 22, 2022

Dock Queef

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.

Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.

by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013