Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.

by cup of nooodles June 8, 2020

put his books on hold

Sexual encounter with someone.

I’d like to put his books on hold.

by Lake House Getaway January 21, 2018

Put a bow on kai day

January 17th is put a bow on kai day.

HOLY SHIT IS JUANUARY 17TH. PUT A BOW ON KAI DAY!

by lnj3ctions January 15, 2023

Putting up 4 fingers

If you put up four fingers this shows that you are madly in love in haania 🫶🏼🫶🏼

“Putting up 4 fingers” damn haania I’m in love with you

by Kaneki sancha April 21, 2022

Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it

plz put horse cock here uwu

by ballslapper69 December 9, 2020

i put the new forgis on the g

country man singing i put the new forgis on the g

hey dude can you sing mustard? I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE G! do the thug shaker fat ass

by psyond March 23, 2023

dont put people on here dumbshits

no one wants to know about your gay friends on a fucking dictionary.

teeheehee jim- a hot stud at my school ..... NO ONE GIVES A FUCKING CRUSTY ASSHOLE YOU DUMB CUNT STAIN

by i love my mom May 4, 2003