noah

Noah is so sweet. He is funny and cute with the most gorgeous eyes. He hides his sadness behind a smile. He is so funny and can cheer you up. You can have a deep conversation with him and it won't change your friendship. He would be a great couple with an Aquarius.

girl 1: Noah has stunning eyes
girl 2: yeah I suppose so, you 2 would make a great couple.

by personinthisworldthing October 14, 2019

Noah Granola

One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.

Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023

Noah Gordon

Being better than everyone in every way.

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!

by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022

Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.

"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"

by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008

Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!

by Noahisasimp March 5, 2020

noah

the dumbest boy we know. die in a whole and btw im not at the snow

i hate noah

by anonymous August 21, 2022

noah hunter wilkinson

anybody named noah hunter wilkinson is so nice, kind and handsome. he doesnt think so but kaylee moore knows so. kaylee is so happy that she meet this guy throough her best friend. he makes her smile even on the bad days. kaylee doesnt think anything special but becuse of noah she does. also noah hunter wilkinson is the best bro anyone could ask for. so if you know not just noah but noah hunter wilkinson then you better keep him becuase he is a amazing person to have around. and all i want to say is thank you for everything you have done for me. i hoping noah will never block me or leave be uase i dont know what to do with out him even thogh ive only known his for 3 day. he is just that awesome! so again thank you noah hunter wilkinson:))))

taylynn: hey you want to join the ft with me and my friend noah hunter wilkinson
kaylee: sure why not, im bored anyways

now kaylee and noah hunter wilkinson fall asleep on ft everyday

by kaylee moore January 25, 2022