Noah Castro

A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.

Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*

by 4bigguys December 8, 2021

Noah

The person who is better than you at every game.

Man, I want to be like Noah

by Waiting For player... December 11, 2018

Noah

A snitch who plays games in class

Noah's in trouble again

by 1234567890pokijhgfd March 14, 2017

Meltan (not noah)

He's not Noah, he hates Noah. We don't know why. Some people say meltan is Noah himself. He is also very nice.

Meltan (not Noah) hates Noah.

by Goldstijn May 31, 2022

Noah

A person with an addiction. Who knows what it may be for

Fuck you, Kyle. Where do you even go at night? You're such a fucking Noah.

by NoahAKAAddictMan September 1, 2022

Noah

cumdumster and gay twink.

"hey Noah is a gay twink!"

by burgurwatur October 21, 2023

Noah

A Fucking cool guy, with great friends.

Is that a Noah?

Wow look at that Noah!

by himeep October 28, 2021