Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Get the morning woodmug. Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".
Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!
by Bichoman December 8, 2018
Get the Morning Blossommug. by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God blessmug. A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"
by Lechonk December 11, 2022
Get the Mythical Morningmug. you know..
by ittasteslikechristmasmorning January 6, 2022
Get the Sunday Morningmug. the morning after you get high and you are no longer high but you can't think straight and you act stupid. its almost like a hangover but without the extensive pain.
by Jish_potato October 14, 2016
Get the morning stupidmug. by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
Get the Morning Woodmug.