Minecraft

''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)

Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude

by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017

Minecraft

wtf why did you search that up
do you not know what Minecraft is??
For that reason, I'm not saying.

'poo'
Ohhhh! Minecraft
Ya

by nanny can can June 12, 2021

Minecraft

A game that has raised many Children and made people happy thank you minecraft

Minecraft is holy

by Crater price April 13, 2021

Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

Minecraft

A gud video game.

Me is mr. meencraft so minecraft

by mr.meencraft March 13, 2021

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Minecraft

Something I would like to do with you

"Hey Thomas wanna play Minecraft?" "hell yeah!"

by anonymous May 25, 2022