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Male Snail Trail

When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.
Did you hear about Cody? He was an unsuspecting victim of a male snail trail last night.
by iPlayInTraffic November 16, 2010
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Ash/Ashley - male

A boy who is 110% gay and probably watches botched
"did u know Ash/Ashley - male watches botched"
"he's definitely gay"
by Asmartpwrson March 2, 2020
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Omega male

Oh look its jack the fucktard omega male
by Rhinoviper October 16, 2019
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male g-spot

The male g-spot is a fictional area inside the rectum which supposedly enhances the male orgasm. It was invented by closet-gays who looked for a sensible excuse to have things stuck up their ass.
"dude, the doctor stuck his finger up my fun-pipe, tickled my male g-spot and I totally got a boner! does that make me gay?"
"nope, but calling your ass a 'fun-pipe' does"
by quantumechanic August 12, 2013
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special male friend

n. Related to the special lady friend, a not-quite-boyfriend of a female.
An ideal application would include the female and male knowing each other for a while, possible having dated for a brief time, still fucking around once in a while, and being generally close friends, but still remaining single.
Originating from the film "The Big Lebowski".
Bill knows he is only her special male friend, she is
definiately a puma and can't be tamed.
by c. penelope January 5, 2009
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c-type male

A c-type male is the other major category of males outside alpha and beta males. A c-type male wishes to be an alpha and over-compensates. Generally, a c-type male will behave like an alpha around women, but will have no balls to stand up to an alpha.
"Yeah so Lyn broke up with her boyfriend because he hit her. I tried warning her he was a c-type male!"
by TheAntiFeminazi February 2, 2017
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Male Hormose Syndrom

A malady generally affecting males in which they blame being overly emotional on being a super hero. The cause for this dilusion generally arises from an inferiority complex to those closest to them. Another, but less frequest cause, is when a person with an angry temperment attempts to feel happy. The happiness is such a foreign feeling that the subject goes on an emotional rollercoaster and blames the new emotions on being a super hero.
Dart: I'm happy today . . . Now I'm really mad . . . why is everyone trying to make me unhappy . . . Life is AWESOME . . . I'm going to cut myself . . . Life is like a golden meadow in the morning . . . crying . . . I'm moody because I have Male Hormose Syndrom, something every superhero goes through once a decade.
by coco March 7, 2008
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