joe taylor

the lead singer of the pop punk band Knuckle Puck. Has the voice of an angel.

Person 1: Have you heard ofJoe Taylor?
Person 2: Uh duh! He's a pop punk god!

by silverboys June 14, 2018

Joe Hollywood

Famous for being Famous.

That Joe Hollywood boy has been there and done that.

by DirkLook September 4, 2022

Joe Mantegna

An amazing Italian-American actor from Chicago. Joe has over 100 acting credits and has been in everything from the Godfather part 3 to Criminal Minds. His only fault is that he is literally one of the nicest and most down to earth people ever. He donates to charities related to Autism and the Military plus many more. Joe Mantegna is a Tony Award winning actor, writer, producer, and director and has been in the business since 1969. He has work on several projects with playwright David Mamet including the play Glengarry Glen Ross. Joe also owns a restaurant, called Taste Chicago, with his wife of 43 years, as of 2018, Arlene Vrhel. They have two children, Mia who is the oldest and has autism and Gia the youngest and who followed in her father's foot steps becoming an actress.

Person 1- Did you see Joe Mantegna in the new Criminal Minds episode?!

Person 2- OMG he was so awesome as David Rossi, who I must say is a complete sass machine!

by Navy_Sailor June 12, 2018

Dumb Joe

A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.

Dumb Joe just dropped 70 on their head

by JoeCheeseley March 11, 2020

Big Joe

Big Joe takes what he wants, he crushes any in his way, he makes his own rules. Big Joe is unstoppable

S-s-s-sorry big Joe i didn't realise you wanted this seat please don't hurt me

by dadadawdaefae June 27, 2020

Father Joe

Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.

Note, this only works with males named Joe.

Lady: I'm exhausted

Friend: Why?

Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!

Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020

mulatto Joe

A Mulatto Joe is a white man who has black man hair so you're not sure what his ethnicity is. Mulatto Joe's game is weak as shit and he stares at girl's at the gym and when they make eye contact with him he flees not unlike a scared cat.

"Homie, you gonna invite Mulatto Joe to the fire?"
"Nah nigga, his game fuckin' weak"

by josh peak June 23, 2014